Floored & Fabulous Billionaire Cellar
Where chaos gets classy — and only the finest bottles survive the squeeze.
Elite Six – The Pelvic Floor Reserve Collection
Unhinged Rosé 1998
A chaotic-but-chic rosé crafted for women who bend, wobble and rise stronger.
The Pelvic Pressure Pinot
Earthy, grounded and powerful — like holding everything together during a sneeze.
Dior Drip Champagne
High fashion bubbles with a touch of divine mischief. When life leaks… make it luxury.
Cartier Cuvée Couture
Smooth, sensual and dangerously glamorous. Designed for women who deserve diamonds.
Billionaire Bladder Blend
A bold, unapologetic red that refuses to drop — even when everything else might.
Floored & Fabulous Reserve
The crown jewel. Elegant, mysterious — for women rewriting the rules.